Cold hands, warm shart.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she was so not down for the gang bang
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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