Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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