Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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