Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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