Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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