im about as happy as oj after his trial
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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