When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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