No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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