these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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