I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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