talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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