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Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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