loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
