why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
