this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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