Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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