found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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