Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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