just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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