Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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