you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
