So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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