I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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