...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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