I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
