what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
