Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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