North Korea, Best Korea!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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