As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
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