maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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