Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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