Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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