just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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