I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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