I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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