I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
