so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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