She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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