...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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