coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
