god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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