I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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