Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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