Whoa Z and x make the same sound
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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