Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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