I faked an abortion last night.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
