My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
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