he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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