I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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