none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
